On the 13th day of Slicing, I realized that when I commented on blogger blogs, it was posting my blogger username and not my word press username. Blogger and I broke up about 2 years ago–not a chance in you know where that we will be getting back together. And now I probably can’t win a prize for following the Slicing rules of 2016. Ugh.
On Monday, I accepted a dare from my youngest daughter. Basically this was an athletic feat in which jumping and touching my toes and heels in a fairly quick way was to occur. Yeah. So I kicked myself in leg and have a raised up bruise the size of an egg. I kicked myself so hard it hurt to shave my leg. Aaaaannnnddddd I did not complete the task. Ugh.
On Tuesday I bought butter cookies off of the dollar isle. 5 cookies are a serving. I have had my servings for the next 10 days. Ugh.
I don’t eat corn. Or corn products. Or products made from corn. Yesterday I ate 2 CORN dogs for lunch. Duh. But oh so delicious!! Ugh.
Today I opened a fresh bag of Lay’s Original chips. There is nothing like a freshly opened bag of Original Lay’s. I proceeded to eat all the folded over chips I could find. Here’s hoping that no one else in my family wanted to have any chips with lunch today. Or tomorrow. Or ever. Ugh.
It takes me exactly 3 days to adopt my no school schedule of napping, staying up too late and sleeping in. Monday morning at 5 am, life is going to be rough. Double Ugh.
None of these things are life threatening. I really hate it when I do dumb stuff.